FOLLOW (Social Media #1)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: August 27. 2014
Novella (150 pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Synopsis
#Women.
I fuck them. I use them. I pay them off. I find another. My
demands are never denied. My contracts are always signed. They submit to me.
Willingly. Completely. Temporarily. This is how it’s always been.
Until I saw that filthy tweet.
@VaughnAsher My bare pussy. Your tongue.
#ThingsIThinkAboutToGetOff
“FilthyBlueBird” thinks she can tease me with hashtags and
then hide behind a Twitter handle? She thinks I wouldn’t be more than happy to
#RockHerFilthyWorld? She’s wrong.
Her online fantasy is about to collide with her public
reality, and it’s about to happen… now.
THIS IS A SERIAL NOVELLA
THAT MEANS ALL ENDINGS ARE CLIFFHANGERS
THIS NOVELLA IS ABOUT 150 PAGES LONG
THIS IS PART ONE OF SIX
BOOKS ARE RELEASED EVERY TWO WEEKS
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Excerpt
My name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.
I can turn a hundred and forty characters into living sex. I
can string words together in a way that will make you wet your panties with
lust. I can make a man blush before he even gets to the hashtag. I am famous for
pithy filth.
In fact, my girlfriends and I have an online Facebook group
called the Filthy Blue Birds. And we’re not the only ones. The world of pithy
filth is booming, friends. There are endless groups like ours. There are
legions of shy girls who come alive when faced with the
hundred-and-forty-character challenge. And there is a very special place online
where we meet, challenging each other to achieve a new level of smexy typing.
I call that Twitter list Dirty Heaven. I made it up, like
literally I’m the freaking founder. So Dirty Heaven is my kingdom and I’m the
queen.
I’ll stop here to take a bow.
Besides being a list, Dirty Heaven is an online competition
that happens on Twitter every Saturday night across the world—yes, we have
filthy tweeters from all walks of life. At 8 PM Eastern the FT’s come alive and
each league puts up their best and brightest. You get one tweet, one hashtag,
and one chance to shine.
I don’t win anymore, it’s simply not fair. I’m now the
judge. But back when we were first putting this together my tweets took me to
Dirty Heaven time after time after time. That’s back when we used to have the
competitions nightly and the group was small. Just fifteen or twenty of my
closest online stranger friends. Each competition we had an online muse and we
took turns choosing who would benefit from our blush-inducing prose. Sometimes
the girls picked models or rock stars.
I only ever had one muse and his name is Vaughn Asher.
Yes, the Vaughn Asher. A Hollywood legend. He started out in
the boy band 2 Far Out, then when his angelic voice changed as he hit puberty
he graduated into Disney sitcoms. Most child actors would fade after that,
never able to make the transition. But Vaughn Asher doubled down on the
workouts—gaining the title of Most Envied Body in Hollywood six years in a row
from Buzz Hollywood Magazine—and the preteen wannabe turned into an action-hero
heartthrob overnight.
Just thinking his name makes me sigh. He’s so freaking
gorgeous. That messy dark hair that makes him look like he just rolled out of
bed. Those tight abs that just make you want to drag your tongue all over them
to see if they taste as good as they look. And that package, boy. He’s never
done any nudes so I have to use my imagination, but my imagination is vivid. I
have a very clear picture.
Besides, you know what they say about a man’s thumbs, right?
Well, Vaughn Asher has incredible thumbs. And large feet. They say that too.
Yes, doing filthy things to his six-foot-two frame has been
my idea of Dirty Heaven for almost three years now. I’d like to say I’ve said
everything imaginable about him, but that’s not true. I never run out of ideas.
It’s like my brain only exists to compose a one-hundred-and-forty-character
sentence that will turn him red.
That’s my fantasy. That’s my fairy tale. Vaughn Asher doing
things to me that can only be said in a hashtag.
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LIKE (Social Media #2)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (120-ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Synopsis
#WhatADick
Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him relentlessly. I shaped and
formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day after day… weekend after
weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.
I gave him the best years of my online life and what did he
do for me?
Ruined my social media experience one tweet at a time.
That’s what.
#Fantastic #BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething #You
And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher thinks he can weasel
his way back into this filthy blue bird’s Twitter account? He’s wrong.
His public fantasy is about to collide… ah, fuck it. He’s
hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time I want it all
and I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
About the Author
J. A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you
think and keep you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but
since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult science
fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books
about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a label).
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes,
really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic
toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving
around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers,
but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
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